What us Ladies find on our Decks

I am continually finding all these manly items on my deck in the most unorganized way.  Sticks, rocks, gloves, rubber boots, tools, you name it, I have found it, tripped on it, cursed it, and put it away.  You can imagine how comical this can get when you climb the stairs to head inside only to find that the rapture has occurred. 

Now if I could only find the culprits who keep leaving their stuff on my deck.  You'd think it wouldn't be hard since at least one of them is walking around naked!